"How do you make a hankey dance? Put a little boogie in it" -- Robin Williams, Bicentennial Man

"I go back so far, I'm in front of me" -- Paul McCartney, 'The World Tonight'

"I'm not lazy, I'm...... ... ... ... Lisa, finish my sentance for me." -- Bart, The 
Simpsons

"Listen, I have to tell you... ... ... nahh, never mind." -- a Thamasan woman, Final 
Fantasy III

"Maybe for once someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'." -- 
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!" -- Kefka, Final Fantasy III

Kathy: "You have really great hair"
Chandler: "Thanks, I grow it myself." -- Friends

"If you kiss her too fast you get an ice cream headache" -- Niles Crane, Fraiser

"He's a 300-pound mental midget" -- my grandpa