girl: "Hey, wanna poke some smot?"
guy: "Huh huh huh, you sounded funny, you said poke smot." -- teenage Californian druggies
"Hey! You have a face in your teeth!" -- some guy in a Crash Bandicoot commercial
Brock: "Ash! Methinks you have a weakness for cute girls!"
Ash: "Sure do!"
Brock: "Dude!!" -- Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu (manga)
"Never trust a used game salesman" -- me
Tessa: *whispering* "I'm secretly in love with you"
me: "I'm not falling for that again."
Tessa: "Oh. Darn." -- (after school)
"You look like the illegitimate child of Bill Gates and the Pillsbury doughboy." --
Dogbert, Dilbert
*about a microwaved taco* "Eww, toasty on the outside, icicle in the middle" -- Pauly
Shore, Encino Man (I think)
Frog: "Keep your guard up! This is no ordinary woman! Meet Flea, the magician!"
Flea: "What the...?! Hey, I'm a GUY!"
Robo: "But its exterior is that of a female..."
Flea: "Male, female, what's the difference? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!"
-- Chrono Trigger
Mom: "Drink your milk."
Malcolm: "But it's lumpy!"
Mom: "Then chew it." -- Malcolm in the Middle
Tessa: "How can you do that to that poor, helpless chili dog?!"
Marissa: "One bite at a time" -- (at my school's cafeteria)
"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!"
-- Mallow, Super Mario RPG
"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway" -- Homer Simpson
"Go AWAY!!" -- Jessica Hardy (at any given moment when I'm around)
George: "What kind of person are you?!"
Jerry: "Kinda like you, but successful." -- Seinfeld
"PUBOIVO!!" -- me (happy)
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