girl: "Hey, wanna poke some smot?"
guy: "Huh huh huh, you sounded funny, you said poke smot." -- teenage Californian druggies

"Hey! You have a face in your teeth!" -- some guy in a Crash Bandicoot commercial

Brock: "Ash! Methinks you have a weakness for cute girls!"
Ash: "Sure do!"
Brock: "Dude!!" -- Pokémon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu (manga)

"Never trust a used game salesman" -- me

Tessa: *whispering* "I'm secretly in love with you"
me: "I'm not falling for that again."
Tessa: "Oh. Darn." -- (after school)

"You look like the illegitimate child of Bill Gates and the Pillsbury doughboy." -- 
Dogbert, Dilbert

*about a microwaved taco* "Eww, toasty on the outside, icicle in the middle" -- Pauly 
Shore, Encino Man (I think)

Frog: "Keep your guard up! This is no ordinary woman! Meet Flea, the magician!"
Flea: "What the...?! Hey, I'm a GUY!"
Robo: "But its exterior is that of a female..."
Flea: "Male, female, what's the difference? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!"
 -- Chrono Trigger

Mom: "Drink your milk."
Malcolm: "But it's lumpy!"
Mom: "Then chew it." -- Malcolm in the Middle

Tessa: "How can you do that to that poor, helpless chili dog?!"
Marissa: "One bite at a time" -- (at my school's cafeteria)

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!" 
-- Mallow, Super Mario RPG

"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway" -- Homer Simpson 

"Go AWAY!!" -- Jessica Hardy (at any given moment when I'm around)

George: "What kind of person are you?!"
Jerry: "Kinda like you, but successful." -- Seinfeld

"PUBOIVO!!" -- me (happy)