"Uhhhhhhh!!!!" -- Master P

"It's dangerous to take me seriously, 'cause most of the time I'm kidding." 
-- Kristen Wood

"The hair! Watch the hair!!!"
 -- Mog, Final Fantasy III

"Time won't wait and I've got so much to do."
 -- 'It Doesn't Matter,' Sonic Adventure

Mallow: "That's the guy that stole my coin! Why didn't you stop him?!"
Toad: "I forgot my bazooka at home. Sheesh... give me a break, here."
 -- Super Mario RPG

"People curse the man who hoards grain, but blessing crowns him who is willing to sell."
 -- Proverbs 11:26

"...there are no plans to market...the DD 64 to the American market."
 -- Nintendo Power #123, p.125

"There [is awhile] until the North American Dreamcast launch, but I need it NOW!"
 -- Neon Chaos

"Mother, stop! This power can only end in ruin!"
 -- Schala Zeal, Chrono Trigger

"Sorry I can't chat, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
 -- Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

"LOL!"
 -- 87% of the chatroom visitors in the United States

"LOOL!!!!"
 -- Johnny2.0

"LOOL!?!?"
 -- SizzleSword

"Best Wishes (and that is only because I am temporarily out of ammunition), E-100."
 -- E-100 Alpha

"What a fuddy duddy."
 -- Relm Arrowny, Final Fantasy III

"You should have studied the blueprints closer. There is only one Zero!"
 -- Zero, Mega Man X2

"I'm suffering from Rodney Dangerfield syndrome--I'm not getting enough respect."
 -- Kyle Sanders

Gramps: "Oh, Tails! Long time no see. I have a message."
Tails: "Gramps, your plane is burning!"
Gramps: *looks at the burning engine* "Eh? I didn't notice..."
 -- Sonic the Hedgehog: Journey to Robotnikland

"Ay, ya got me lucky charms!"
 -- countless Lucky Charms commercials

"I'm not scared... am I?"
 -- Miles "Tails" Prower, Sonic Adventure

Homer: "Aw, they messed up my ass groove!"
Marge: "Homer!!"
Homer: "But it took me years to forge that groove!"
 -- The Simpsons

Beavis: "Huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh."
Butt-Head: "Hehehe, hehe, hehe, heh."
Beavis: "Huh, huh huh huh huh, huh huh."
 -- Beavis and Butt-Head

"Let's get a pocket monster!"
 -- import Pokémon 'Plamon' box

"Sh!t happens."
 -- bumper sticker

"That's what's important--the trying and the hoping. Maybe that's most important of all." 
 -- Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight

"I thought there were no decent people left in this world!"
 -- village matriarch, Chrono Trigger

"..."
 -- Mario Clone, Super Mario RPG

"Yeah, yeah, I know.... we defeat Kefka and restore peace unto the world."
 -- Sabin Figaro, Final Fantasy III

"Sallllllt! And greeeeeeeease! Greeease."
 -- Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill, Animorphs #8

"D'OH!!!!!!!"
 -- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Grandma: "I like his tight butt."
Maggie: "Grandma!!"
Grandma: "Well I do!"
 -- Runaway Bride

"The more I want, the less that I can get."
 -- 'Lazy Days (Living in Paradise)', Sonic Adventure